“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger The infinite wisdom of Arnie.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. – Author unknown But seriously… How DO they celebrate Halloween in a nudist colony?
Here’s another funny Men vs Women quote: Guys are like slinkies. Good for nothing but it’s funny when they fall down the stairs. Remember, don’t try this at home folks!
Imagine calling someone and getting this message on their answering machine: Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call you back, it’s you. And then you don’t get called back…...
I swear to drunk, that I’m not God Some of the most funniest sayings come out of a person that has one too many to drink. This is just one of them. Can you think of any more?
