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Funny Answer Machine Message

Funny Answer Machine Message

Imagine calling someone and getting this message on their answering machine: Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call you back, it’s you. And then you don’t get called back… What funny messages have you heard on an answering machine?

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. – Author unknown Oh, how true this is. Whenever you go to open up your wallet, all you see are the photos of your kids… and nothing else (maybe the odd moth flying out the wallet too). But do you know what? It’s always well […]

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. Father’s Day is just around the corner in some countries so I thought I would share this quote with you about the difference between being a father and being a dad. What do you think makes someone a dad instead of […]

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The Quote One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching. This quote has been attributed to Gerard Way, the frontman of the band My Chemical Romance. Do you think you will like what you see when your life flashes before your eyes?

The Arabian Proverb All sunshine makes a desert

All sunshine makes a desert

All sunshine makes a desert. – Arabian Proverb Too much of a good thing can actually bring negative results. This is similar to another quote – It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow.

A quote about not waiting until the New Year to make positive changes in your life, that you should start today.

Positive changes, start today.

Don’t wait for the New Year to make positive changes in your life. Start Today! Why do people always wait for the New Year to make positive changes in their lives? Why not now? People have a tendency to put things off. The comfort of putting things off until a future date means you won’t […]

We are expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor

We are expecting a baby but…

It’s funny when pregnant people say “We are expecting”. Really, what are they expecting? It’s like they are not at all sure, and that there could be more than one possible outcome! When someone say “We are expecting”, it totally sounds like: We are expecting a baby… but it could be a velociraptor. I mean, […]