Funny Quotes and things that will make you laugh, or least smile.
People often ask for a sign about whether they should do something or not. Whether they should start a new project or stop doing something. Some type of guidance about what to do in general. They hope that the universe will help them make the right decision. Sometimes someone will say something or you will […]
When you think about it, this is so true. When you are yelling down the phone or directly at someone when you are angry or frustrated, you will notice that in fact you ARE describing them (or at least what you think them to be). You ?@#! … that ?@#! part is your colorful description […]
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ― George Carlin Yes, and lately those “girls” in their twenties and thirties seem to have been especially bad. No wonder Santa Claus always has a big smile on his face. Have you been good this year?
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller Have you ever been to an office party? Well I don’t know if it is just the ones I have been to but usually there are free (alcoholic) drinks and there is almost always someone (or […]
“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger The infinite wisdom of Arnie.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. – Author unknown But seriously… How DO they celebrate Halloween in a nudist colony?
Isn’t it funny how kids nowadays say they are bored even though they are surrounded by a million things that they can do. This is a classic response to give whenever your child says “I’m bored.” You said you’re bored? You’re 10 years old and you have… a laptop, an iPod, a video game console […]
Here’s another funny Men vs Women quote: Guys are like slinkies. Good for nothing but it’s funny when they fall down the stairs. Remember, don’t try this at home folks!
Imagine calling someone and getting this message on their answering machine: Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call you back, it’s you. And then you don’t get called back… What funny messages have you heard on an answering machine?
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. – Author unknown Oh, how true this is. Whenever you go to open up your wallet, all you see are the photos of your kids… and nothing else (maybe the odd moth flying out the wallet too). But do you know what? It’s always well […]