I swear to drunk, that I’m not God Some of the most funniest sayings come out of a person that has one too many to drink. This is just one of them. Can you think of any more?
Funny Quotes and things that will make you laugh, or least smile.
It’s funny when pregnant people say “We are expecting”. Really, what are they expecting? It’s like they are not at all sure, and that there could be more than one possible outcome! When someone say “We are expecting”, it totally sounds like: We are expecting a baby… but it could be a velociraptor. I mean, […]