A father carries pictures where his money used to be. – Author unknown Oh, how true this is. Whenever you go to open up your wallet, all you see are the photos of your kids… and nothing else (maybe the odd moth flying out the wallet too). But do you know what? It’s always well […]
I swear to drunk, that I’m not God Some of the most funniest sayings come out of a person that has one too many to drink. This is just one of them. Can you think of any more?
It’s funny when pregnant people say “We are expecting”. Really, what are they expecting? It’s like they are not at all sure, and that there could be more than one possible outcome! When someone say “We are expecting”, it totally sounds like: We are expecting a baby… but it could be a velociraptor. I mean, […]
The only job you start at the top, is digging a hole. It’s amazing how many people want to be the top of something or number one but at the same time with little effort. The top tennis players are there because of long hard training. The top guitarists are there because of hours and […]