People often ask for a sign about whether they should do something or not. Whether they should start a new project or stop doing something. Some type of guidance about what to do in general. They hope that the universe will help them make the right decision. Sometimes...
When you think about it, this is so true. When you are yelling down the phone or directly at someone when you are angry or frustrated, you will notice that in fact you ARE describing them (or at least what you think them to be). You ?@#! … that ?@#! part is your...
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ― George Carlin Yes, and lately those “girls” in their twenties and thirties seem to have been especially bad. No wonder Santa Claus always has a big smile on his face....
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller Have you ever been to an office party? Well I don’t know if it is just the ones I have been to but usually there are free (alcoholic) drinks and there is...
“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger The infinite wisdom of Arnie.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. – Author unknown But seriously… How DO they celebrate Halloween in a nudist colony?
