Isn’t it funny how kids nowadays say they are bored even though they are surrounded by a million things that they can do. This is a classic response to give whenever your child says “I’m bored.” You said you’re bored? You’re 10...
Here’s another funny Men vs Women quote: Guys are like slinkies. Good for nothing but it’s funny when they fall down the stairs. Remember, don’t try this at home folks!
Imagine calling someone and getting this message on their answering machine: Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call you back, it’s you. And then you don’t get called back…...
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. – Author unknown Oh, how true this is. Whenever you go to open up your wallet, all you see are the photos of your kids… and nothing else (maybe the odd moth flying out the wallet too). But do you know...
I swear to drunk, that I’m not God Some of the most funniest sayings come out of a person that has one too many to drink. This is just one of them. Can you think of any more?
It’s funny when pregnant people say “We are expecting”. Really, what are they expecting? It’s like they are not at all sure, and that there could be more than one possible outcome! When someone say “We are expecting”, it totally...
